Awa 'n' bile yer heed!

An Ode Tae Eatin'


Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!

"That Rabbie Burns is overrated. I could do that!" - Alan Weir, 2015

The Facebook post that changed history forever, or at least made sure we had enough poetry for a small book.

Starting as a few back-and-forth parody poems, based on Burns with more modern Scottish food, and turning into a 20+ strong collection, the decision to compile and publish was an easy one.

A scrawl fit for a scran

Kickstarter had just begun its "MAKE 100" initiative, so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity.

I created a custom font based on my own handwriting, composed it along with royalty-free shots of the Scottish Highlands & Islands (with credits on the back cover), then printed and manually sent over 30 of the books both domestic and internationally.
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