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JamesPark.ninja Prototype


Do or do not, there is no try... ish.

What began as the first iteration of this very website almost 10 years ago quickly grew arms and legs into a Frankenstein's Monster of new techniques, fancy HTML5 animation, and hardware heavy overlays.

Needless to say, it looked very cool.

Needless to say, it tended to overheat and fry the RAM of any machine at the time trying to view it for longer than 5 minutes.

The way out is through...

While I couldn't in good conciousness make this website live (though I did consider selling it to malicious hackers) it did give me not only the necessary aesthetic goals and overall vibe of my branding, it also gave me a lot of experience in the assessment of "Can't v. Could v. Should" in the web development process - allowing me to quickly tell if something (while fancy) may be detrimental to a website experience as a whole.

God speed, old prototype website, god speed.
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